So I'm a 4 year old domestic long hair (possibly maine coon in my family) and I'm looking for business attire for my new position as head of household. My new duties include: vomiting on everything except the tile floors, scaring the bejesus out of a 4 and 5 year old boys, blocking the television, screaming as loud as possible for no reason between the hours of of 2 and 3 am (workdays only, since I have to wake up my primary assitants by 5 am on the weekends-- slackers). I really want to make a good impression as I've run through a couple of positions already (spent a year at unemployment office after finding myself homeless).
Thanks in advance: Jesus the cat