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Hammock full of huskies
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
I let my new parakeet explore my room. She stood here for 15 minutes instead.
Meet my fluffy booplesnoot
She just had to smell those flowers.
It ain’t easy bein’ sploot.
Lumpy is relieved the holidays are over at last
